Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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