how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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