Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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