It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize