You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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