He is an equal opportunity slut.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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