Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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