Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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