My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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