Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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