haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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