my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
is that a dick in a sweater?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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