Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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