Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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