Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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