Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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