just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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