Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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