Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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