Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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