So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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