Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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