Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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