I bet he comes in French.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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