I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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