Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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