Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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