I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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