You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Randomize