awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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