nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
you never un-have a 4some
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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