So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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