Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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