are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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