20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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