margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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