there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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