i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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