he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
can u get pink eye on your cock?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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