1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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