It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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