Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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