have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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