What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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