I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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