Your face is a jimmy john
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
