4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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