I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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