i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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