i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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