8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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