I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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