I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All the doctor said was why
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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