Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just want nice things and good sex
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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