Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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