I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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