AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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